MAIN EVENT. A Good Place to Get Started --- a.k.a "Table of Contents"
|
|
MAIN EVENT. A Good Place to Get Started --- a.k.a "Table of Contents" |
|
To read this article in Deutsch, Francaise, Italiano, Portuguese, Espanol, copy and paste the complete URL("http://www.generator21.net/tunanow2.html") and enter it in the box after you click through.
| The World's Magazine: generator21.net
Event #169: Get Ready ... For the Big Payback 
LAST WEEK's EDITION For Deep Background visit the G21-Barnes & Noble Shop OR get great books at the G21 BARNES & NOBLE SEARCH ENGINE |
Much like Internet Time, I move faster than most of ya'll can keep up with.
So the Buzz in TunaLand this week is about a Web site that you need to check out if you haven't already.
The way I figures it, since I'm takin' up the time of all of the Babes out here on the street --- including some of your ole ladies --- you got to look far and long to catch up with my action. That bein' the case, you got a choice: hookers or jail babes.
Don't try to tell me you haven't been checking out broads behind bars, because I'll know you're lying!
What chaps my ass is that I didn't think of this good hook-up first. Some other guy did, and the next thing ya' know, he gets his Web site bought out by Hustler Enterprises, as in Mr. Larry (Bust the Speaker of the House-presumptive) Flynnt.
THINK ABOUT IT, LOSERS: Because we are an Incarceration Society there are literally thousands of women behind bars aching for a man. Thing is, being ex-convicts (if and when they get out) they have like a negative-sum-game future unless they can find some chump--- uh! I mean, sensitive man ---- like yourself to put them back on the straight and narrow.
They want to be your baby's Mama.
Not only that, but when you read these descriptions at Jail Babes, you will see that 95% of these frails are HONEST.
Let me repeat that: They are behind bars, BUT they are honest.
And before you get your panties all in a twist, please notice, O Politically Correct Geekazoid, that none of these Jail Babes are nekkid. In fact, they is fully clothed and appear in pictures you could even show your Moms.
Here's a sample of some the listings at this great Web site. As you can see, this here is both tasteful and to the point. You might want to pony up the seven bucks to hook-up with one of these Jail Babes who is gettin' out soon.
The only complaint I got about the Jail Babes Web site is that too many of these bim writes their messages to you like they been readin' the boring personals ads. How many times have you heard about broads that like "long walks on the beach, fireplaces, and romantic candlelight dinners?"
Gag me! Bitch, find a teenage boy with time on his hands!
Take a little Tuna Advice, Loser: Avoid the ones who list themselves as "Widow." (I personally think that is how they got into the joint from jumpstreet.)
Since most of ya'll don't have the nerve any longer to just mosey up to a broad and ask her if she wants to do the sign of the double aardvark with you anymore, I figure I'm doin' you a Public Service by turning you on to these Behind Bars Bimbos.
I recommend the one who says she wants to drink her man's "....juices everyday like they was milkshakes." She's waiting for you, Slacker!
As always: Stay hard.
+++ The PREVIOUS SEX COLUMN +++ The NEXT SEX COLUMN +++
© 1999, GENERATOR 21.
E-mail your comments. We always like to hear from you. Send your snide remarks to info@generator21.net.