Event #154: The New Harlem Renaissance
LAST WEEK's EDITION
For Deep Background visit the G21-Barnes & Noble Shop
To read this article in Deutsch, Francaise, Italiano, Portuguese, Espanol, copy and paste the complete URL("http://www.generator21.net/tab19.html") and enter it in the box after you click through.
| The World's Magazine: generator21.net
Event #154: The New Harlem Renaissance
LAST WEEK's EDITION For Deep Background visit the G21-Barnes & Noble Shop |
Ya'll know as well as ol' Tabloid Hart, fellow Sanitation Engineers, that it takes a mighty strong constitution to root around in the mire and depravity which is other folks trailer trash lives. That's why I admire Jerry Springer so much. He's the Man of Steel.
But even ol' Jerry got nothing on our elected officials. The U.S. Congress is giving Jerry a run for his money these days, ain't they?
Let's take one bit of dish that somehow has managed (once again) to make it to the Trailer Park before it makes it on the radar screens of the Mouthpiece Media: Bob Barr, Trent Lott, and dem ole boys who like to breath from under hoods.
Only this time the racist bastards have a respectable name for their organization: the Council of Conservative Citizens. I guess they figure KKK was getting over-used and was too obvious. So they went for something what would sound more respectable like... uh... CCC.
Isn't imagination just a wonderful thing?
Now even while our own Texas governor and putative Presidential candidate George W. Bush is talkin' about "compassionate conservatism" and how the GOP can have a big tent with opportunity for all, Bob Barr and Trent Lott is taking money from and giving speeches for the CCC. Yep! Not only that, but old Trent --- the U.S. Senate Majority Leader --- is damned near one of the Founding Fathers of the CCC. He's reported to have had close ties with dem boys since Day One.
I don't know about you, Sanitation Engineers, but this kindah rubs Tabloid Hart the wrong way.
I mean, if Tabloid Hart is gonnah dish on Bill Clinton for his hypocrisy, I have to be an equal opportunity trash-monger. This time it's Trent Lott's turn.
 Playboy Get one year/12 issues of Playboy for 19.97. That's 67% off the Cover Price ($61.44). You save $41.47! Playboy is America's best-selling men's magazine. Stimulating articles, probing interviews, and eye-pleasing centerfolds make up a monthly issue of this provocative and informative publication. |
Whatever. I guess the day he showed up he didn't notice the literature lying all around or the armbands dem boys was wearing. That burning cross, he mustah figured, was just for roasting marshmellows later on.
But Trent, on the other hand, was around these folks from the very beginning. He had to know they was talking about roasting darkies rather than wieners!
Thanks to ole Bob and Trent we know more about Monica Lewinsky's underwear and technigue than we do about Vanessa del Rio's ---- and Vanessa made hundreds of films!
So you gottah figure, Sanitation Engineers, that Trent means to send us a message loud and clear: Screw George W.'s "Big Tent," I like this here plantation exactly as it is.
Remember: It will take more than a few tornadoes to blow away all the trailer trash.Bervil Watson, Trent's aunt, told the Los Angeles Times just last week: "He [meaning ol' Trent] is bound to have known the principles [of the CCC]: being against black people..."
+++ The Previous TABLOID HART +++ The NEXT TABLOID HART +++