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Room service? Send up a larger room.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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