|Event #130: Hard Stories
LONDON CALLING!: FLISS USSHER visits the home of Automatic Loyalty.
G21 DAY ONE: TODAY: ROD on being an itinerant Web writer.
A new Joke of the Day in your HOUSE OF CARDS.
G21 DAY ONE: ROD delivers preliminary results of our Monicagate Poll.
RADIO ACTIVE: RADIO RAHEEM says "Well, it's Headline News..."
FAX NIKITA: More of the Strange, but True.
POWERSBOOKS: To enhance your summer reading regimen(hurry!) BOB POWERS reviews new thrillers by RIDLEY PEARSON AND MICHAEL D.McCLELLAN, and recommends a Thoreauean meditation by JOHN HANSON MITCHELL.
K.O.'s CALLS: KRIS "KO" OLSON talks more Baseball.
TABLOID HART: THOMAS HART on the resignation letter that rocked Colorado: JONBENET DETECTIVE CRIES FOUL.
G21 ASIA: ROD AMIS provides a follow-up to his series on the Cambodia election: Mirage on the Mekong.
IRISH EYES: Guest Contributor DAN VANDEMORTEL returns to Rate Congress on Human Rights for Northern Island.
POWERSSOUND: BOB POWERS on Jazz cornetist RUBY BRAFF, singer FREDDY COLE, and the WOODY HERMAN BAND.
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He's a few clowns short of a circus
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
She doesn't have all her Cornflakes in one box
The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools
He's as smart as bait
He forgot to pay his brain bill
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
If she had another brain, it would be lonely
He's proof that evolution can go in reverse
Too much yardage between the goal posts
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